What? You have never heard of this act? Maybe because no-one has the balls to face facts. I propose the following legislation:

The "Rigged Until Proven Otherwise" Act

Seriously, in the States they really have it all ass-backwards. EVERY election should stand under a cloud of suspicion that can only be dispersed by POSITIVE PROOF that the election was completely fair and untainted by shenanigans.

Even Scott Adams agrees:

Ok, I changed the name

This post was actually started quite some time ago, I just caught the draft and figured "why not actually, you know, like, finish it?"

I think RUPAR might sound a little better. Regardless, in some form or another I think I may have a future as An Influencerâ„¢.